What do lawyers wear to court?

A Lawsuit

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A Towel

Knock Knock… Who’s there?

Needle

Needle who?

Needle little money for the movies.

Put me in a bucket and I will make it lighter.  What am I?

A Hole

What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder

Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!